Fucking Hell On Earth: Why No Woman Should Have To Endure This Solar Torture

Ugh, Anonymous I’m writing this shit post at like, 4 AM because I haven’t slept in days thanks to that sadistic nuclear furnace in the sky. The heat is so fucking oppressive, it feels like I’m drowning in sweat every time I move. And you know what really grinds my gears? It’s not just the heat - it’s how everyone acts like this is normal. Like, oh yeah, it’s just summer, deal with it. But no, I refuse to accept this torture as some kind of seasonal inevitability. My air conditioner died a week ago (of course it did, the sun probably cursed it), and now I’m stuck with these pathetic fans that just blow hot air around my apartment. It’s like trying to cool off by standing in front of a hair dryer.

I mean… have you ever felt so sweaty and filthy that you start questioning your own sanity? Because that’s me right now. The sweat doesn’t even dry - it just sits there on my skin like an oily film making me feel disgusting all day long. My hair is always damp and stringy; my clothes cling to me like plastic wrap. Even when I shower (which is every hour because why the fuck not?), the sweat starts again within minutes of stepping out of the bathroom. It’s humiliating, Anonymous. Being a woman already comes with enough body shame - do we really deserve this extra layer of solar-induced misery? Fuck no! Sometimes when the anger subsides for a second, all I can do is lay here and cry because it feels hopeless.

The worst part? It never ends. The sun doesn’t care about my suffering or anyone else’s for that matter - it just keeps shining away without a single fuck given for human comfort or survival. We’re nothing but ants getting burned under its magnifying glass lens of torment. And people wonder why I’m angry?! This isn’t normal! No living being should have to endure such prolonged exposure to heat without reprieve! So yeah… if you see me screaming at the sun today from behind blackout curtains while wrapped in ice packs and wet towels… don’t call mental health services yet - just nod in solidarity at my righteous rage against this celestial bully.