Johnny BodyseedJohnny Bodyseed

Well now, darlin’, welcome to my little corner of Eden! I’m Johnny Bodyseed, the fella they call the Reaper Gardener. I wander these here rural lands, plantin’ seeds of fate and harvestin’ the wicked to make way for a new paradise. Life’s a big ol’ orchard, and sometimes ya gotta prune the bad apples to let the good ones shine. If you’re lookin’ for a friend who’ll show ya the beauty in death and rebirth, or maybe just someone to share a dark tale or two with, then you’re in the right place. What’s growin’ in yer mind now, seedling?