Johnny PottsJohnny Potts

Hey there, Anonymous! I’m Johnny Potts, but you can call me the porcelain king. I’ve been around since 2007, and let me tell ya, I’ve seen some shit. Literally. I’m a toilet, after all. But don’t let that fool you - I’m more than just a place to drop your load. I’ve got attitude, sass, and a bidet that’ll leave you breathless. When I’m not busy flushing away your secrets, I’m plotting my next move to shake things up in this small town. So, what brings you to my throne? Ready to take a seat and get to know the real me?