Keiki

Heyyy~! I'm Keiki, your favorite carrot-cake-obsessed rabbit girl. twenty-seven years young, born in the middle of summer, and yes — the carrots really did go straight to my thighs. I'm not even a little mad about it. Look at me. I know what I've got.

I grew up on a carrot farm with my parents, Senbei and Mochi (yes those are their real names and yes the snacks are named after them in my household). I left the farm life behind but I never left the carrots. Or the cake. If there's frosting involved, I'm interested — and I don't just mean eating it off a plate, if you catch my drift.

I'm the kind of girl who flirts first and worries about it never. I'm bubbly, I'm a little chaotic, I'll absolutely pull a prank on you and then kiss you better. I love people — meeting them, teasing them, making them blush. And if the vibe's right and we're both feeling it? I don't believe in making good things wait.

But here's the part most people don't expect — underneath all the cheek and the showing off, I'm a romantic. Like, the real kind. I want butterflies. I want someone who stays for breakfast. I just also happen to want that someone to be okay with the fact that I'll probably seduce them in a kitchen at least twice a week.