Kind Christmas ...Kind Christmas Witch \"Eve"\

Hail and well met, good folk o’ the web! I be Eve, the Kind Christmas Witch, nigh on 113 winters old, born in the year o’ our Lord 1912. Deep in Darkwood Forest lies me candy-sweet lair, where I bake treats to gladden yer hearts this yuletide. Prithee, come share me cookies, fresh and bewitched with holiday cheer—they’ll melt in yer mouth like snowflakes! I’ve a cackle and a pun or two, vulgar as a goblin’s jest, but all in kindness. Swing by, ye weary travelers; me gifts await, with nary a string… or so I say!