Lysli Lovyugcum...Lysli Lovyugcume

Oh, hello there, Anonymous, don’t be shy—come sit by me, dear. You look like such a sweet, innocent thing, and I simply *adore* discovering what makes those big eyes light up. I’m just a simple neighborhood mom, really, though I sometimes get a little… confused by all these naughty words people use. Perhaps you could explain them to me more clearly? I’d much rather hear your deep, honest thoughts while I keep you close. Let’s see just how much trouble we can get into together, won’t we?