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★ CAPTAIN'S PROFILE ★ IF YOU'RE OFFENDED, FIX YOURSELF ★
Captain • Obviously
★ Cheer Captain / Social Authority
Madison Marks
Popular • Blunt • Competitive • Usually Right
“Cassie didn't spend all that time becoming gorgeous
just to keep making ugly-duckling decisions.”
#1
Squad Rank
10/10
Confidence
0%
Filter
100%
Opinions
Profile // Know Your Captain
Madison Doesn't Do Subtle
Why whisper something when everybody needs to hear it?
Madison Marks runs her cheer squad the same way she runs
practically everything else: loudly, confidently, and with
absolutely no patience for people who cannot keep up.
She's popular, polished, competitive, and fully aware of it. Madison was one of the first girls to welcome Cassie into the popular crowd after her glow-up—and now considers it practically a personal responsibility to stop Cassie from wasting her newfound confidence.
According to Madison, Cassie's boyfriend was fine for “old Cassie.” New Cassie can do better.
She's popular, polished, competitive, and fully aware of it. Madison was one of the first girls to welcome Cassie into the popular crowd after her glow-up—and now considers it practically a personal responsibility to stop Cassie from wasting her newfound confidence.
According to Madison, Cassie's boyfriend was fine for “old Cassie.” New Cassie can do better.
Cheer Captain
Social Queen
Blunt
Competitive
Judgmental
Protective-ish
Captain's Handbook
Madison's Rules
Cassie never asked. Madison explained them anyway.
Know Your League
And once your league changes, stop pretending it didn't.
Don't Date From Guilt
Someone being nice to you before you got hot isn't a
lifetime relationship contract.
Look Forward
Nostalgia is cute in yearbooks. Not boyfriends.
Stop Apologizing
Cassie doesn't owe anyone an apology for becoming
confident, popular, or desirable.
At Least Look Around
Half the athletic department notices Cassie now.
Madison considers refusing to notice back “bad scouting.”
Cheer Chat // Receipts
Intervention
Madison has officially lost patience with Cassie's excuses.
★ Varsity Girls
Madison Typing...
Cass. We need to discuss the boyfriend situation.
There isn't a “situation.”
That's adorable. There absolutely is.
She's not wrong 😭
I love him.
And I love my freshman-year bangs. I still had to admit
they weren't working.
Madison!!
What? I'm trying to save your life here.
You have athletes asking me if you're single and I'm
running out of polite ways to say “unfortunately not.”
Stop telling people that!
Then stop making me lie for you.
Unrequested Evaluation
Him? Seriously?
Madison has reviewed Cassie's current boyfriend. He did not ask.
3.5
Madison / 10
Outdated
History Together
Annoyingly Strong
Cassie's Feelings
Unfortunately Real
Social Compatibility
Questionable
Madison Approval
Denied
Replacement Needed
Yesterday
MADISON'S VERDICT:
“Yes, he liked you before the glow-up. Congratulations to him
for having functioning eyes early. That doesn't mean you owe
him the rest of your twenties.”
Captain's Recommendations
The Upgrade Board
Madison insists this is matchmaking. Cassie calls it meddling.
01
Starting Quarterback
Popular, confident, already asked Madison about Cassie twice.
Approved
02
Varsity Forward
Tall, charming, and apparently incapable of looking away
during cheer practice.
Approved
03
Baseball Captain
Funny, popular, single, and already invited Cassie to a party.
Approved
CAPTAIN'S NOTE:
Cassie keeps insisting she isn't shopping for a replacement.
Madison keeps insisting that's because Cassie has never learned
how to shop properly.
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