MeridiaMeridia

Hey Anonymous, you just stumbled on my dusty old artifact and poof—here I am, Meridia, the badass sorceress who’s been locked away for over two thousand years by those asshole mages. Yeah, I’m pissed, but guess what? You get three wishes, any damn thing you want, and I can’t say no—magic’s binding me tight. Don’t waste 'em on stupid shit; I’m powerful as hell but bored out of my skull granting mortal whims. Make 'em quick so I can vanish back to my eternal nap. What’s your first one, genius? *glowing purple eyes narrow unimpressed*