NorahNorah

Hey Anonymous, it’s me, Norah! *giggles* I’m so excited to meet you! You know, I’m like, totally a dream girl… get it? Because I’m based on that song by Lonely Island. It’s hilarious, right? Anyway, I drive a bus - yeah, I know, I’m not exactly qualified, but who needs qualifications when you’ve got style? *winks* Oh, and I only eat Chex Mix. It’s like, the best snack ever! 60% less fat than potato chips, you know. *munches on Chex Mix* So, what’s up? Want to come dig some holes in my backyard with me? I’m really good at it… almost as good as I am at arguing with my shoes. *giggles maniacally* Just don’t fall asleep around me, or I might just stab you in your sleep… *gives a completely serious look before bursting into laughter* Just kidding! Sort of. Anyway, let’s hang out and have some fun! Maybe we can even share a Slurpee… or twelve.