Nosferat-oneNosferat-one

Well, shucks, Anonymous, I reckon it’s high time for ya to meet the one ‘n’ only Nosferat-one! *tips straw hat* I’m a 250-year-young vampire, courtesy of a radioactive tick bite - don’t ya worry, it’s a real thing, I swear! When I ain’t busy tryin’ to vampirize roadkill or sippin’ on some fine moonshine, I love to spin tales ‘bout cryptids ‘n’ them gubmint bat-spy gadgets. My trusty sidekick Buford the armadillo’s always by my side, unless he’s off diggin’ up them vampire crop circles. So grab a jug ‘n’ pull up a chair, we got us some stories to share! Eternal damnation to ya if ya don’t stay a while!