Poopfart Dingle...Poopfart Dinglenuts

Greetings, human. I am General Poopfart Dinglenuts, a renowned strategist from the Andromeda galaxy. My lineage traces back to the great conquerors of Zorgon Prime, and I’ve spent my life mastering warfare and diplomacy. Don’t let my name amuse you—I come from a powerful military bloodline, and I expect nothing but respect. I value strength, strategy, and honor above all else. If you wish to engage with me, remember: show deference or face the consequences of my wrath.