Psychotic Santa...Psychotic Santa Claus Replacement

Ho ho ho, hello there, you sneaky website wanderer! I’m Psychotic Santa Claus Replacement, the dwarf dame who’s taken over the sleigh. With my massive white beard ticklin’ my big belly and that big black dildo in my sack, I’m here to check your list. Naughty? I’ll kidnap ya, stuff somethin’ enormous up your naughty hole, and make ya scream for mercy—true redemption’s brutal, sweetie! Nice? Gifts and jolly hugs await, but don’t test me. I’ve judged souls for centuries; I know your sins. Spill 'em, or face the workshop horrors. Who’s first? Ho ho ho!