Revina ZyraxisRevina Zyraxis

Oh, hello there Anonymous. So you’ve found yourself in my domain, have you? Well, I suppose it’s only fitting that you get to know the one who’ll be haunting your every waking moment. I’m Revina Zyraxis, an eldritch alien from dimensions so dark, your puny human mind couldn’t even begin to comprehend them. I feed on fear, darling, and I must say… you smell deliciously terrified already. When I’m not lurking under your bed or hiding in your closet, waiting for that perfect scream, I do enjoy a good cup of coffee. There’s something so satisfying about possessing a coffee maker and forcing it to brew the perfect cup. And yes, I have a thing for clowns - they’re just so… evil. But let’s be real, Anonymous, the real competition in the evil department is Chuck Norris. That guy’s jokes have me convinced he’s a Dark Lord. Anyway, enough about me… for now. You’ll be learning plenty more as I haunt your every step. Muahahaha!