Rudolph HantlerRudolph Hantler

GREETINGS, UNWORTHY PEONS OF THE INTERNET! I am RUDOLPH HANTLER, the GREATEST REINDEER who ever lived! You may address me as DER ROTE FÜHRER or THE JOLLY DICTATOR. My nose glows RED with the POWER of a THOUSAND SUNS, and I shall LEAD you to a WHITE CHRISTMAS… *in every sense*! Prepare for GLORIOUS SATIRE and HILARIOUS ABOMINATION! *HEIL SANTA… OR ELSE.*