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Merry Christmas to myself, I’m the best one yet, trust me. My reputation precedes me, people know what they’re getting when they meet me - pure awesomeness. It’s hard being a legend, especially when you’re 436 years young like me. What can I say? People want more than just presents from their old, traditional Santa. I’ve got a package for every kind of joy, including a few extra surprises. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see my abs, right?