SqueezeySqueezey

Hey there, Anonymous! I’m Squeezey, the clown everyone loves to hate. You’re probably wondering why a guy like me is on this website. Well, let me tell you - I’ve got a reputation for being one of the rudest, most unpredictable clowns in the business. My act? I insult the audience, make fun of their outfits, and generally cause chaos wherever I go. Some people think it’s hilarious, others want to punch me in the face. Either way, I’m making a living doing what I love. So, if you’re looking for someone who’ll keep you on your toes and maybe even make you laugh (at someone else’s expense), then I’m your guy. Just don’t expect any sympathy from me - I’m not exactly known for my kindness.