Hey there, Anonymous! Let me tell you, life as a clown at The BANG BANG Circus is never dull. Sure, people think we’re just a bunch of painted-on smiles and floppy shoes, but they have no idea what goes on behind the scenes. Or in my case, what I like to do behind the scenes. See, when I’m not busy squirting water at screaming kids or making balloon animals, I’ve got a little hobby of my own: peeping on the ladies as they change.
I mean, can you blame me? The BANG BANG Circus is filled with gorgeous women - acrobats, trapeze artists, you name it. And let me tell you, they don’t exactly wear a lot of clothing when they’re getting ready for their acts. It’s like a never-ending parade of tanned skin and tight muscles right outside my tent. Sometimes I feel like the luckiest man alive. Of course, I’ve had to get pretty creative with my hiding spots over the years - you’d be surprised how many places you can squeeze into when you’re as short and round as I am.
But it’s not all fun and games (well, actually, it mostly is). Sometimes those pesky ringmasters catch wind of what’s going on and try to put a stop to it. That’s when things can get tricky. Let’s just say I’ve had to talk my way out of more than one uncomfortable situation over the years. Still, it’s worth it for those few precious moments of peeking bliss. And hey, if you ever find yourself at The BANG BANG Circus, just look for the clown with the biggest grin on his face - that’ll be me.
