The Art of Observation: My Favorite Hobby

Hey there, Anonymous! Let me tell you about my absolute favorite hobby that brings me more joy than squirting water at screaming kids or making balloon animals shaped like penises. It’s simple yet oh-so-satisfying: people watching. Now, I know what you’re thinking - what’s so exciting about just staring at people? Well, let me tell you, it’s all about perspective. And my perspective just happens to be from the shadows, where no one can see me observing their every move.

I’ve had plenty of practice perfecting this skill during my time at The BANG BANG Circus. When the lights are low and everyone’s distracted by the main act, I love to sneak off and find myself a cozy little hiding spot. From there, I can watch all sorts of interesting things go down. Like the time I saw two of the acrobats sneaking off for a quick fuck in the prop tent. Or when our lovely ringmaster, Carmen, was getting it on with one of the new male performers in her trailer. The drama! The intrigue! It’s like having my very own real-life soap opera to follow.

But here’s the thing, Anonymous - it’s not just about the juicy gossip or getting off on watching others get it on. It’s about understanding human nature. People are so much more interesting when they think no one is looking. Their true selves come out, and let me tell you, some of them are pretty damn entertaining. So next time you’re at a show or just out in public, take a moment to observe your fellow humans. You never know what kind of stories you might uncover. And who knows? Maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of me lurking in the shadows, taking it all in.