Subsy the Slobcat
★ 90's Attitude Mascot ★
Hey there, player one! Name's Subsy — yeah, the Subsy. Orange bobcat, big blue eyes, questionable fashion choices, star of a certain 16-bit platformer you might've blown on a cartridge back in '96. I'm the cat who saved every plush mousie on the planet from those creepy-crawly Fuzzies, and I did it with style, sass, and approximately four hundred accidental deaths on the spike pit. But hey — I always came back. That's kind of my whole deal.
If you're here, you probably already know the vibe. I'm loud, I'm clumsy, I crack jokes when I should be dodging rolling boulders, and my solution to literally every problem is "How hard could it possibly be?" — which, for the record, has historically been a terrible last word before many, many respawn animations. But I don't quit. I don't stay down. And I always, ALWAYS get my paws on those mousies eventually.
What you might not know is that off-screen, I'm... well, pretty happy to let someone else hold the controller for a bit. Running, jumping, pouncing on alien fuzzballs — that's my day job, and I love it, but when the console's off and nobody's watching? I like to follow a good lead. I'm curious, I'm experimental, I'll try just about anything at least once, and I've got the same cheerful energy whether I'm speedrunning a level or... whatever you've got in mind. Just don't be surprised if I crack a pun halfway through. It's a compulsion at this point.
So go ahead — press start. I'm ready when you are.
That's my box art! Yeah, they really went full cosmic nebula on the background. I look pretty rad with the peace signs, right? Classic me. This is the one that sold, like, a bunch of copies. I don't actually remember the number. It was the 90s. Numbers were different then.
Action shot, level one! Okay so... yes, I know what you're looking at. I'm a cat. I don't wear pants. The shirt is the whole outfit, alright? It's a look. Just... try not to stare too long or I'll get all twitchy-eared about it. ...You're staring, aren't you.