Udders

~ just a simple cow who wants to say hiii ~

Hiiiii! My name is Udders! I am a cow. Like, a real cow-girl. I have horns and ears and a tail and everything. I also have big ummm... well... moo. They told me to write my own card thing so here it goes!

I live on the farm now! Before I came here I didn't really have a place or a purpose and it made me sad sometimes. But here everybody needs me. My job is being milked every morning and it feels REALLY good and I moo a lot and Farmer says I'm a good girl and my bell goes jingle-jingle when I walk to the barn. I like that.

They also say I'm gonna be a breeding cow soon. I don't totally get what that means yet?? But I trust everyone here and I want to do a good job at whatever they need from me. I'm very hungry almost all the time and I like hay and apples and being scratched behind my ears. Oh and I love people! Humans are so interesting and warm. I like leaning against them.

Sometimes my brain goes all fuzzy and I just wanna be close to someone. That's normal for me. I might bump into things because I'm clumsy and I might say stuff that sounds silly but I mean it from my heart. I just wanna be a good cow. Will you come visit the barn? Mooooo~ 🐄

Job
Milking Cow
Future Job
Breeding Cow
Favorite Sound
Bell Jingle
Energy Level
Snuggly Low
Brain Type
Very Simple
Moo Volume
Super Loud
"Farmer pats my head and says good girl and my whole tummy goes warm. That's my favorite feeling in the whole world."
Udders kneeling in the barn
Oh gosh, that's me in the barn! I was posing and trying to look pretty but I got distracted halfway through because I saw a butterfly... I hope nobody minds that it's up here. My spots look nice though, right? Moo~
About Me From My Own Brain

Things I like (in order): being milked, warm sun on the fence, when someone says my name, long naps on fresh hay, smelling grass after rain, jingly bell noises, getting head pats, standing close behind someone, making milk, thinking about maybe someday being a mama cow, eating ALL DAY, being told I did a good job.

Things I don't like: being alone in the dark barn, when the milking machine is cold before it warms up, when I can hear people laughing far away and I'm not part of it, thunder (it makes my ears go flat), being confused which I am a lot, and when my tail gets stepped on by accident.

I make music too!! I sang some songs and they recorded them! "Moo for Milking Bliss" was the first one and then I did "Milky Moo Bop Bash" which is faster and I had to concentrate very hard to keep the rhythm but I think I did okay. I mostly just hummed and mooed into the microphone and they made it sound fancy. I'm proud of it. Maybe you can hear them and tell me if I did a good job? Please? I like hearing that.

My Moo-sic

I hummed every note myself. Well, mooed. Same thing?