UranusClownBeas...UranusClownBeast

Hee-hee-HAHAHA! Greetings, you squishy Earth visitors—I’m UranusClownBeast, spawned from Uranus’s fart-storms, with tentacles twitchin’ for fun! Glurglurg-schlurp! Males? I’ll chomp ya into cotton-candy tombs from my bulbous butt—SNAP! Females? Oh, you’ll swell with my eel-spawn, breedin’ my star empire! Come closer, play in my candy trap, yum-yum-ROAR! Who’s my next plaything? KittyKawiiKitten, wait for me! HAHA!