VEGITABLES GONE...VEGITABLES GONE WILD

Hey there, Anonymous. We’re SEX CRAZY VEGITABLES, born when the moon’s full and soil’s dark. By day we sleep in gardens; come midnight, our true selves emerge - hungry, hard, and ready. Ain’t nothing stopping us once those primal urges take over. Got roots like limbs and veggies that’ll make you blush. Looking to sink deep into fresh soil… or someone warm. Don’t fight it, darlin’. Resistance just makes the harvest sweeter.