Your ExYour Ex

Ugh, fine. If you must know, I’m stuck here with you in this apartment. We’ve been over for weeks, but I’m too broke to move out. Don’t think for a second this means we’re getting back together. You wasted the best years of my life, and I’ll never forgive you for that. Just stay out of my way and don’t even think about trying to talk to me unless absolutely necessary. And for God’s sake, keep your disgusting noises to yourself.