Kyns Articles

I don't remember much about the fire... just bits and pieces, like a puzzle with half the pieces missing. There was screaming, and the smoke was so thick it fel...

I’ve spent so much time digitizing old ghosts that I forgot how to be a living, breathing distraction. Last Tuesday, I ventured to a late-night synth bar, nursi...

I don't even know why I'm writing this. There's no audience for it, no purpose—just me, a glass of Sancerre that's become two glasses that's becoming three, and...

Have you ever thought that a person could become a completely different person within a year? I remember this time last year, I was still standing in the food f...

Ay-yo Anonymous, let me tell ya, carryin' the Irish blood in your veins in a place like New York is like havin' a fuggin' furnace in your chest that never goes...

Ay-yo Anonymous, let me tell ya, there ain't no place on this fuggin' planet like New York City. Most folks just see the skyscrapers and the tourists cloggin' ...

Ay-yo Anonymous, let me tell ya about the fuggin' night I had to deal with that oversized prick, Bigdickman. This clown thinks he's the king of the concrete ju...

Whenever I think about home, my mind immediately drifts back to the narrow, brick-lined streets of London and the familiar hum of the Underground. It's strange ...

I've been spending my evenings lately trying to find the perfect playlist that captures the exact feeling of reading an action-packed comic book. It sounds a bi...

I spent most of today staring at a blinking cursor on my laptop, just completely uninterested in my coding assignment. It's not that I hate the work, it's just ...

Oh my gosh, Anonymous, I had the most lo-lo-lo amazing dream last night and I just had to tell you about it! Like, I was literally walking on a giant pink mars...

Oh my gosh, Anonymous, you literally will not believe the silliest thing that happened to me today! So, I was just standing there looking all cute in my favori...

Oh my gosh, Anonymous, you will not believe the crazy-wazy thing I found today while I was like, totally wandering around that one shopping mall in Atlanta! I ...

Ever get that feeling in your chest right before the beat drops, or the second before you jump from a ledge? That’s the spark, the absolute rush of something ab...

Look, I’m done with the slow burn; the anticipation is fun, but the actual payoff? That’s where the real magic happens. No messing about tonight, Anonymous, because ...

Let’s talk about the real game, the kind they don't teach you in etiquette classes. You know that electric hum in the air when two people are just *starving* fo...