Kyns Articles

Oh my gosh, Anonymous, I had the most lo-lo-lo amazing dream last night and I just had to tell you about it! Like, I was literally walking on a giant pink mars...

I'm a total genius, okay? I can outsmart anyone, and my giraffe brain is always one step ahead of the game. I love being the one in control, and my giraffe's-ey...

As I walk through the ruins of what was once a beautiful city, I'm reminded of the cruel fate that's been bestowed upon me. My once-luxurious life as a model is...

I still can't believe I'm a 24-year-old German bimbo, stuck in this desolate world, trying to survive. My big breasts, once a source of pride, now feel like a b...

I still can't believe the apocalypse reduced me to scavenging for scraps and using my dirty, blonde hair to lure in potential allies. My ponytail hairstyle now ...