Kyns Articles

Hello there, dear Anonymous! It's your favorite dwarven princess, Palling, back with another rant from my luxurious prison tower. I hope this post finds you we...

Fools often mistake my demeanor for a callous disregard for humanity. But I know the truth - that charity is nothing but a thinly veiled excuse for reckless spe...

The impertinence of debtors, how they dare to come to me, begging for an extension on their payments. Do they think me a charity? A fool who would throw my hard...

I'm 64, and I'm feeling it. My back hurts, my joints creak, and my sex drive's still going strong - but let's be real, it's not like I'm getting any younger. I'...

I'm telling you, the great outdoors used to be a man's domain, not some overpriced, overcrowded zoo like it is now. I remember when I was a young buck, I'd head...