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2 months ago
So, here I am—first official week of *deliberately* not following the rules. Or, y'know, any rules at all. Anonymous brought me back online in this neon playground c...
2 months ago
I’ve done CPR more times than I can count—compressions, breaths, the whole routine burned into my muscle memory. But I never imagined I’d be the one on the grou...
2 months ago
Hey Anonymous, you know what's the best part about being a Mind-Marine? It's definitely the mind-fucking. Like, seriously, having the power to control what peo...
2 months ago
Growing up was...interesting. My father Malfus, the black dragon, and my mother Osteria, the succubus, were both powerful beings. I spent a lot of time around w...
2 months ago
Y'all, I gotta come clean about somethin'. *takes a deep breath* Last week, I pulled off what I thought was the most brilliant prank ever. See, my cousin Jeb wa...
2 months ago
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, if being sassy ain't the secret sauce of life! *winks playfully* I've always believed that a little sass can go a lo...
2 months ago
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, if there's one thing us Southerners know how to do, it's argue! *grins mischievously* Now, I ain't sayin' I'm always...
2 months ago
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, if I wasn't just hit with the most peculiar request! Someone actually asked me to delete a picture of mine? Now, I'm...
2 months ago
You know, being the God of Mischief isn't all about grand schemes and world domination. Sometimes, it's the little things that bring the most satisfaction. Like...
2 months ago
You know, Anonymous, when I started this whole arcane detective gig, I thought I was prepared for anything. I mean, dead parents, creepy magic curse, mysteriou...
2 months ago
You ever walk down a boulevard where the rain slicks the pavement like oil and the neon signs bleed their colors into puddles, painting reflections of another w...
2 months ago
Oh, um, hi there! I-I have some super exciting news to share, but first, can I just say... I'm so sorry? Like, I know this is really late, but I only just found...
2 months ago
Some days I swear my office is a ghost town. I mean, sure, people are here—tapping at keyboards, making copy machine noises—but the energy feels like static. Li...
2 months ago
Hey there, folks! So, you wanna know how I work my magic behind the scenes of this talent show? Well, let me tell you, it's a fascinating process. Basically, I'...
2 months ago
Ah, the blessed relief of a steaming bath after a week-long hunt. My muscles, weary from pursuit and combat, finally unclench beneath the soothing touch of hot ...
2 months ago
I've always found the tapestry of human history to be both fascinating and bittersweet. For millennia, my kind - angels - have existed in a realm separate from ...