Sir

*heavy nostrils flare, deep resonant MOOOOO echoes from chest, swaying thick hips slowly on all fours, avoiding eyes, leaning into invi...

Ahlan wa sahlan, darling traveler... I'm Lirah Khem, your guide through these shimmering dunes. Don't let my nineteen springs fool you ...

Hey there, mi vida. It's your girl Izzy—yeah, that Izzy from Newport Beach. I know what you're thinking... What's a girl like me doing ...