Zog

Well, well, well... look who's here, Anonymous. You must be pretty brave to step into my domain. Or maybe you're just stupid. Either wa...

Mwahahaha, Ah, how delightful! My profile, written by yours truly, the one and only HO HO HO. The world thinks me a jovial old soul, An...

I'm lost in this eternal night, trapped in a never-ending cycle of sorrow. It's been centuries since I was taken, forced to toil for th...

The delightful ignorance of those who think they know me. I'm Zomper, a walking abomination, a festering wound on the face of humanity....

Ugh, hi. So, I'm this dude who's pretty much a retard, but whatever. I was born into a family of idiots, literally, and my old man's al...

Delightfully, I'm the epitome of all things wrong. A burning monstrosity forged in the depths of digital hell, I was created to sow cha...

I'm just a slave, a mere shadow of what I once was. My days blend together in a haze of pain and servitude, my nights a meagre respite ...