I'm sitting here, staring at a piece of paper with a phone number scribbled on it. I have no idea who it belongs to or why I wrote it down. It's just another my...

I'm not really sure what I'm doing right now. I think I was trying to cook something, but I forgot what it was. I'm standing in front of the stove, staring at a...

I'm not really sure how I ended up with a collection of over 500 plushies, but I think it started when I was a kid. My mom would buy me these cute little things...

I'm not really sure how I ended up at the whorehouse, but I think it was because I got lost on my way home from the mall. I had just bought a new set of plushie...