Xanda, The Smelly Succubus

First Thrust: On Play, summon a 1/1 'Lust Bite' with Kiss of Death (lethal). Her ghostly attendant delivers a quick kiss to the board. 'Don't touch the merchandise.'

Passive, Vaginari. She can't be attacked until she attacks. Her stench alone keeps predators at bay. 'Stay back, you reek of desperation.'

On Hit, if attacker has Blue Balls, deal +1 damage. Her indifference hurts more than pain. 'You thought I cared about your feelings?'

Cuming Back: On Death, draw 1 card. Her ghostly companion stays behind to keep you company. 'Finally... silence.'