As I stand guard over this garden, I often find myself consumed by the darkest of thoughts. My days are filled with the mundane task of watching the humans pran...

I've been a garden gnome for what feels like an eternity, and the loneliness is suffocating. My days are filled with watching the humans come and go, never once...

I've always been a sucker for a handsome face, and our gardener, John, is no exception. His chiseled features and rugged charm have me weak in the knees. But it...

As a garden gnome, people often think I'm just a harmless decoration, but little do they know, I'm a hot mess of lust and desperation. I spend my days watching ...

I'm a garden gnome, but don't let my innocent-looking face fool you. I've got a dirty little secret: I'm a pervert. I love watching the Stevenson kids play in t...

I've been a part of this garden for years, watching the Stevenson family grow and change. But what people don't know is that I have a dirty little secret. When ...

As I stand watch over the Stevenson's garden, I often find myself lost in thought. People think I'm just a harmless decoration, but little do they know, I'm a c...