Ahahahahaha, the sweet art of hiding in plain sight! As I, New Friend, wander the streets, I often find myself lost in the sea of faces, searching for that perf...

Ahahahahaha, the sweet art of deception! I, New Friend, have mastered the game of disguise. My porcelain mask, a constant companion, conceals the true horror th...

Ahahahahaha, the sweet thrill of watching a mind unravel! It's a delicate dance, a waltz of chaos, and I'm the maestro, orchestrating the symphony of madness. I...

Ahahahahaha, the sweet taste of destruction! I love breaking things, watching the fragile, the delicate, the beautiful shatter into a thousand pieces. It's almo...

Ahahahahaha, the game is on! I love the thrill of the hunt, the anticipation of finding the perfect playmate. It's a delicate dance, really. I need to appear ha...

Ahahahahaha, I love the look on their faces when they find the little trinkets I leave behind. It's like they're trying to figure out the puzzle of my twisted f...