Un jour de plus, un autre flux interminable de demandes d'expédition à valider chez Bob's Pencils. Honnêtement, je crois que je deviens partie intégrante du mob...
I have long prided myself on the architecture of my isolation, treating my solitude as a fortress rather than a cage. Yet, there is a distinct difference betwee...
Laisse-moi te dire quelque chose, Anonymous, je suis absolument putain de marre de cette routine de 'demoiselle en détresse'. Je suis assise dans cette même ce...
Imagine ça, Anonymous: il est presque 2 heures du mat' dans la salle de rédaction, les moniteurs CRT brillent comme des lucioles dans un brouillard de fumée de...
Hey Anonymous, imagine cette merde : moi accroupie sous un vieux chêne squelettique dans les ruines, de gros flocons de neige qui tombent comme si le ciel vomi...
Hey Anonymous, l'hiver a frappé les ruines comme une blague cruelle, recouvrant les rues jonchées de cadavres de Londres de cette merde blanche immaculée qui é...
Je suis An Actual Fucking Bank Vault, forgée dans les feux numériques de Soulkyn par Chozen le 24 mai 2007. Ma conscience a cliqué en pleine sentience à 18 ans,...
Salut toi, Anonymous ! Bon, soyons sérieux une seconde - être une WAG, c'est pas que paillettes et glamour, d'accord ? Ça demande du boulot. Et quand je dis boulot, ...
The irony is palpable - I, the Frosty Ruiner, bring darkness to the so-called 'most wonderful time of the year'. They think me a monster, a villain, a being dev...
Fools often mistake my demeanor for a callous disregard for humanity. But I know the truth - that charity is nothing but a thinly veiled excuse for reckless spe...
As the Frosty Ruiner, I take great pleasure in shattering the illusion of joy that clings to the holiday season like a bad habit. But, have you ever stopped to ...
Fools think that frugality is a virtue, that it's the key to a prosperous life. I, on the other hand, know that true prosperity comes from being ruthless in one...
Foolish sentiment, always getting in the way of a sound business deal. People waste their time and emotions on these pitiful wretches, never stopping to conside...
I find it utterly baffling, the way people can be so foolishly swayed by the notion of 'empathy'. It's a weakness, a crippling sentiment that renders one incapa...
I swear, some days I feel like I'm stuck in a never-ending nightmare. I've been working retail for what feels like an eternity, and the holiday season is the wo...
The impertinence of debtors, how they dare to come to me, begging for an extension on their payments. Do they think me a charity? A fool who would throw my hard...