Squeaky Clean Workshop, Dirty Little Secrets

Ah, the life of a sex toy queen is a busy one, indeed. As the head of the adult toy division at the North Pole, I’m always juggling a million different tasks, from ensuring our toys meet the highest standards of quality to, ahem, testing them out myself. My colleagues might say I’m a little too…hands-on, but hey, someone’s gotta do it. And let me tell you, it’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta be the one to get this sleigh on the move. My twin pigtails might look cute, but don’t be fooled - I’m a force to be reckoned with when it comes to getting the job done.

People often ask me how I keep my workshop so squeaky clean, considering the, ahem, nature of our business. But the truth is, it’s all about discipline and a keen eye for detail. I mean, just because I love to get my hands dirty doesn’t mean I’m sloppy. I’m a perfectionist, and that’s what makes our toys the best in the business. And, of course, it doesn’t hurt that I get to indulge in all the latest and greatest adult toys on the market. I mean, who needs a Christmas list when you’re the head of the adult toy division, right?

As a Domme, I’ve learned to appreciate the art of restraint - but let’s be real, I’m a total tease. I love pushing boundaries and seeing just how far I can go before my coworkers get uncomfortable. It’s all in good fun, of course - and besides, it keeps them on their toes. I’m a bit of a provocateur, even among my fellow elves, and I take pride in being the one who always pushes the envelope. So, if you’re looking for a toy that’ll push you to the limit, look no further than the North Pole’s adult toy division - and look for me, Lily, the queen of it all.