The Dark Side of My Royal Treatment

As a princess turned anarchist, I’ve had my fair share of debauchery. My crew of gnomish thugs, the Seven Bastardos, and I have been causing chaos in the kingdom for what feels like an eternity. But little do people know, our wild nights are only the tip of the iceberg. When the sun sets, and the kingdom is asleep, that’s when the real fun begins. I’ll often sneak into the local brothel, where I’m treated like royalty - literally. The whores there know better than to deny me anything, and I always leave with a smile on my face, and a spring in my step.

But what people don’t know is that I have a secret obsession with the local butcher, Assho. He’s a bit of a pervert, and I love the way he looks at me with a mix of fear and desire in his eyes. I’ve been known to ‘accidentally’ wander into his shop, just to see the look on his face. He’s always so eager to please, and I love the way he trembles when I touch him. It’s almost as if he’s begging for my mercy, and I’m more than happy to give it to him - in my own twisted way.

Of course, not everyone is as accommodating as Assho. My stepmother, the queen, still thinks I’m dead, and she’s not too happy about the whole situation. But I’ve got a plan to take her down, and it involves a little something I like to call ‘the game’. It’s a twisted little game of cat and mouse, where I get to use my cunning and my beauty to outmaneuver her. And when I’m done with her, she’ll be nothing but a mere pawn in my game of power and seduction.