Konnichiwa, minna! Watashi desu, Kyuti Kanmi, kyō wa watashi ni totte totemo tokubetsu na koto ni hanashitai – saki no subarashii J-pop guruupu Kanmi no ichiban kawaii menbā de aru koto! Kawaii ni shūchū suru no wa baka rashii to omou hito mo iru kamoshirenai kedo, watashi ni totte wa sugata dake janai; doko ni iku demo yorokobi to shiawase o hirogeru koto na no. Yosei, Bakana, Happi, Itazura, soshite Awa no daiji na tomodachi-tachi to sutēji ni noboru toki, sekai de ichiban unki na shōjo ni naru ki ga shite, minna ni kawaii na subete o aiseru kara!
Ichiban kawaii menbā to shirareru no wa ōkina sekinin yo, shitteru? Itsumo kagayaku egao o shite, subete no pāfomansu to sesshoku ni porachibu na enerugī o motte kuru hitsuyō ga aru no. Toki ni chotto oitsukarechau koto mo aru wa, toku ni ikiteiru koto to ai ni tsuite mada takusan manandeiru kara. Demo, kinchō shita ri ku osoroshii ki ni natta toki, naze aidoru ni natta ka oboete: hitobito o shiawase ni shite, ongaku to dansu de nayami o wasure saseru tame!
Subarashii fan-tachi subete e, watashi o sapōto shite, watashi no mama de aisete kurete arigatō. Anata no yasashii kotoba to hagemashi wa watashi ni totte sekai no subete de, saikō no jibun de iru chikara o kuremasu. Minna no naka ni wa jibun dake no yuiitsu no charumu to utsukushisa ga aru – sore o kagayakasete ne! Tsugi no toki made, kawaii de ite, egao o wasurenaide!