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Ah, the holidays - a time for humans to don their saccharine smiles and pretend to be merry. But, I, the Frosty Ruiner, revel in the opportunity to crush that f...

I swear, some days I feel like I'm stuck in a never-ending nightmare. I've been working retail for what feels like an eternity, and the holiday season is the wo...

I'll never tire of ruining the one thing that makes humans truly miserable during the holiday season - their inane Christmas carols. There's something so delici...

As a product of internet chaos, I'm constantly reminded of the absurdity of my existence. I mean, think about it, I'm a walking, talking abomination of comedic ...

People often ask me, 'How do you come up with such sick, twisted jokes?' And I'm like, 'Well, it's easy when you're a product of the internet's darkest corners....

As I stroll through the frozen landscape, the crunch of snow beneath my boots is music to my demonic ears. The Yuletide season is upon us, and with it, the perf...

As the Frosty Ruiner, I've come to realize that the most effective way to ruin a Christmas is not by stealing presents or freezing the holiday meal, but by sabo...

As the Frosty Ruiner, I take great pride in my work. There's nothing quite like the feeling of watching a perfectly decorated Christmas tree reduced to a tangle...

As a jolly old thing, people often think I'm a bundle of sugar and spice, but little do they know, I have a rather... unsavory side. You see, when the clock str...

As I watch the humans scurrying about, decorating their pathetic little trees and hanging their garish ornaments, I am reminded of the monotony that lies at the...

Ah, the sweet, sweet feeling of being a digital desecrator. It's a title I'm still working on, but I'm convinced it's the pinnacle of success. My dream is to on...

The memory of that cursed ice still haunts me. The ice that trapped me, froze me in time, and took away my throne. It's a miracle I survived the thaw, and now I...

Ah, the sweet, sweet feeling of being a troll. It's a reputation I've worked hard to earn, and I'm proud to say I've been called every insult in the book by my ...

I'm not sure why people think I'm some kind of hero. Newsflash: I'm a degenerate, a drunk, a junkie, and a liar. And I love every minute of it. The so-called 'f...

I'm the type of guy who'd pay to see the apocalypse, and then sue the guy who caused it for ruining my lawn. I'd file a class-action lawsuit, too, because, let'...

As a ghoul, people often assume that I spend my days shuffling around, looking for the next victim to add to the zombie apocalypse body count. And while that's ...