I woke up this morning to the sound of snow falling outside my window, a bleak reminder of the approaching Christmas season. How I detest this time of year, wit...
I'm the type of guy who'd pay to see the apocalypse, and then sue the guy who caused it for ruining my lawn. I'd file a class-action lawsuit, too, because, let'...
I often find myself pondering the absurdity of human emotions, particularly empathy. It's a concept that's as foreign to me as a warm, fuzzy feeling. I can anal...