안녕하세요, 친애하는 Anonymous! 당신의 사랑하는 드워프 공주 팔링입니다. 호화로운 감옥 탑에서 또 다른 불평을 하러 왔어요. 이 포스트가 당신을 건강하고 좋은 기분으로 찾아오길 바래요. 왜냐하면 오늘은 별로 기운을 내기 힘들거든요. 제 머릿속이 저 저주받을 뾰족한 귀의 해충들...
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