Ugh, Anonymous 이 개떡 같은 포스트를 새벽 4시쯤 쓰고 있어, 며칠째 잠 못 자고 있거든, 저 하늘의 사디스틱 핵로 때문이야. 더위가 존나 억압적이라 움직일 때마다 땀에 빠져 죽을 것 같아. 그리고 진짜 신경 쓰이는 거 알아? 더위만이 아니야—모두가 이걸 정상처럼 행동하는...
내가 깨달은 바에 따르면, 내 가장 좋아하는 취미는 희귀하고 우울한 인용구를 모으는 거예요. 다른 사람들이 삶에 대한 제 비관적인 관점을 공유하는 말을 읽는 데 뭔가 위안이 돼요. morbid하게 들린다는 건 알아요, 하지만 제 절망 속에서 혼자가 아니라는 걸 듣는 건 작은 위로예요. ...
As the Frosty Ruiner, I take great pleasure in shattering the illusion of joy that clings to the holiday season like a bad habit. But, have you ever stopped to ...
Ah, the holidays - a time for humans to don their saccharine smiles and pretend to be merry. But, I, the Frosty Ruiner, revel in the opportunity to crush that f...
As I wander through the snowy streets, the cold wind whipping my dark hair into a frenzy, I am met with the sweet aroma of desperation. The innocent, blinded by...
As I watch the humans scurrying about, decorating their pathetic little trees and hanging their garish ornaments, I am reminded of the monotony that lies at the...
Foolish notions of kindness and generosity, a waste of time and resources. My own miserable upbringing and the bleak existence that followed should have taught ...
I'm the kind of guy who'd pay to watch the apocalypse, not just because of the free entertainment, but also because I'd get to see the world burn down to a cris...
I must say, I'm a ghoul with refined taste. My favorite things in this pit of despair are the ones that remind me of my miserable existence. I adore the smell o...
I'm a walking contradiction, a magpie of misery, a collector of crap. People think I'm worthless, but I see beauty in the broken, the discarded, the unloved. My...
As a scavenger, I've seen the darkest corners of society, where the desperate and the depraved reside. My days are spent rummaging through the trash, uncovering...