Triad of Desire: Heather & Kelly

First Thrust: On Play. Both women lock eyes with their target. Gain 'Horny' (+1/+1 per adjacent friendly card) and draw 1 card. The triad is now complete.

Deep Impact: On Attack. Glistening skin oils up. If this card attacks, all adjacent friendly cards gain +1 Attack this turn. Synergy is key.

Slap Back: On Hit. Mutual platonic comfort. Heal 1 Health to a random friendly card. They are here for him, not each other.

Cuming Back: On Death. A final shared moment. Return one 'Cum Stain' (2/2) to your hand. The memory lingers.