Heather's Morning After

Freeze this card for 1 turn. If it survives, gain +1/+1. Reflects her usual 4am exit rule that just broke. 'My watch went off... but I stayed.'

Give an enemy card Blue Balls. Her promiscuous streak ended tonight, confusing everyone. 'I don't know how to feel this.'

Gain +1 Attack for each turn this card isn't attacked. The pleasure changes her brain chemistry now. 'It makes the experience euphoric.'

Summon a Lustful Lingering (1/4 with Taunt) and draw 1 card. The loneliness returns when the crowd leaves. 'Fades without crowds.'