Emerano, Moonlit Leopard

Sneaky Slut: Can't be attacked until it makes the first move. Also, on play, gain +1/+1 for every turn passed since the start of the game.

First Thrust: Gain +1/+1 and 'Addicted' (+1/+1 for each turn attacking the same target) until end of turn.

Deep Impact: Deal 1 damage to all adjacent enemy cards. If they survive, they become 'Cum Covered' (-1/-1 for 2 turns).

Slap Back: When attacked, summon a 1/1 'Lust Bite' with 'Kiss of Death' to your field.