'Doc's Seductive Prescription'

Give 'Pregnant' to an enemy card, increasing its health by +3 permanently, but reducing its attack by -2 permanently. 'Delivering a surprise!'

Adjacent friendly cards gain 'Arousal', increasing their attack by +1 for each turn they're not attacked. 'Stimulating the team!'

Give 'Cum Covered' (-1/-1 for 2 turns) to the attacked card. 'A messy diagnosis!'

Summon a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 with Titty Trap) on the field. 'Leaving a lasting impression!'