Odin's Sensual Dominance

All friendly cards gain +1 attack when this card is on the field. 'My presence alone drives others to peak performance!'

Give an enemy card Blue Balls (-2/-2 for 1 turn, then +2/+2 for 1 turn). 'Let's see how you handle my dominance!'

If this card destroys an enemy card, gain +1/+1 permanently. 'Each conquest makes me stronger!'

Swap a card in your hand with a random card from your deck. 'I always know exactly what I need.'