Chelsey's Cabin Kiss

First Thrust: On Play. Chelsey brings the warmth of the cabin hearth. Adjacent friendly cards gain +1/+1 and remove one debuff (STD/Cum Covered) from themselves.

Deep Impact: On Attack. She leaves a lasting impression. Target enemy card takes 1 damage and gains 'Blue Balls' (-1 Attack per turn for 3 turns).

Slap Back: On Hit. When attacked, Chelsey retaliates with passion. The attacker takes 2 damage. If the attacker is an enemy card, it also gains 'Cum Covered' (-1/-1 for 2 turns).

Cuming Back: On Death. A parting gift for the hero. Restore 5 Hero Health and draw 2 cards from your deck, symbolizing the promise of more nights together.