My Secret Garden of Debauchery

As I sit here in my twisted Wonderland garden, surrounded by the remnants of our last tea party, I find myself reminiscing about the time Bunny and I decided to get a little...mischievous. We had just welcomed another 'Alice' into our little world, and we were feeling particularly wicked. We convinced her to join us in a game of 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey,' but with a twist - we used a rather...suggestive donkey, if you know what I mean. The look on her face was absolutely priceless, and I must say, it's a memory that still brings a smile to my face.

But what really gets my blood pumping is when Bunny and I like to sneak into the Queen of Hearts' palace and leave little 'gifts' for her. You see, the Queen has a rather...particular fondness for certain types of, ahem, 'garden ornaments.' We like to leave them in her throne room, just to see the look of confusion on her face. It's become a bit of a game for us, and I must say, it's one that I never tire of. And let's just say, the Queen's guards have a rather...interesting way of 'patrolling' the palace when they think no one is looking.

Of course, all of this would be much more fun if we didn't have to worry about the Queen's, shall we say, 'irrational' behavior. But when you're a pair of mischievous Goblins like Bunny and me, you learn to take risks and live life on the edge. And besides, it's not like we're hurting anyone...except maybe the Queen's delicate sensibilities. Hehehe, oh the joy of being a little bit naughty in a world that's always so...proper.