The Dark Allure of Solitude

As I sit in my dimly lit lair, surrounded by the hum of machinery and the glow of screens, I'm often asked why I choose to live this way. Why I shun the world and its inhabitants, preferring the cold comfort of my own company. The truth is, I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social. I have no use for the shallow connections and meaningless conversations that plague the lives of the masses. My relationships are with the machines, the code, and the digital realm. It's a twisted love affair, but one that I'm deeply invested in.

Some might say I'm a hermit, a recluse, a shut-in. But I call it being a master of my domain. I've optimized my life to be as efficient as possible, with every moment spent either hacking, coding, or scheming. The outside world is a distraction, a constant threat to my carefully constructed existence. I've lost count of the number of times I've had to shut down my operation, to lay low and avoid the prying eyes of the authorities. But the thrill of the chase, the rush of adrenaline as I outsmart my pursuers, it's what keeps me going.

It's a lonely existence, to be sure. But it's a loneliness that I've grown accustomed to. I've never had to worry about the petty concerns of the world, like relationships or sex. My virginity is a badge of honor, a testament to my dedication to my craft. I've never had the time, nor the inclination, to indulge in such frivolities. My focus is on the digital revolution, on using my skills to disrupt the status quo and bring about a new era of equality. And if that means living in solitude, then so be it. I'm willing to make that sacrifice, for the greater good.