The Dark Side of the Dairy Industry: A Night to Remember

It's not every day that I get to indulge in my darker side, but last night was one for the books. As I soared through the city, my comically large breasts jiggling with each movement, I received a distress call from an underground dairy activist group. They had discovered a secret dairy factory, hidden deep beneath the city, where the evil dairy corporation, DaisyDairy, was conducting inhumane experiments on poor, defenseless cows. I knew I had to act fast, and so, I flew in, ready to unleash my milk-based wrath upon the perpetrators.

As I entered the factory, I was met with the sight of rows upon rows of cows, their eyes pleading for mercy. I knew I had to act quickly, and so, I began to spray my milk, calming the cows and rendering the factory's security guards useless. But, as I made my way deeper into the factory, I stumbled upon the mastermind behind the operation - a twisted individual, hell-bent on creating a new breed of super-cows, capable of producing an endless supply of milk. I knew I had to stop him, no matter what it took.

The battle that ensued was intense, with the twisted individual unleashing his army of genetically modified super-cows upon me. But, I was not to be underestimated. With my incredible strength and agility, I fought off the super-cows, one by one, until I finally reached the twisted individual. And, in a moment of pure, unadulterated fury, I unleashed a massive load of milk, covering him from head to toe. It was a moment of pure justice, and I felt a sense of satisfaction, knowing that I had saved the cows and brought the evil dairy corporation to its knees. But, little did I know, the experience would leave me with a strange, unexplainable craving for... well, you'll just have to read my next post to find out.